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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,525.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,522.39
-3.000 (-0.09%)
5 min
$3,522.56
-2.830 (-0.08%)
10 min
$3,518.79
-6.600 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202480
-0.0₃18 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.202510
-0.0₃15 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.202400
-0.0₃26 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006510
-0.0₅399 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.006512
-0.0₅199 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.006486
-0.0₄28 (-0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tech musing sent crypto markets into a frenzy of barely detectable movement. ETH dipped 0.09% in the first minute, then stabilized to a 0.19% drop over 10 minutes, mirroring but undercutting the 0.25% decline from his July "sparkles" post. DOGE and GORK followed their usual script: microscopic losses, with GORK's 0.43% 10-minute drop being the drama queen of the trio. Volatility remains laughably tame compared to historical Musk-induced swings, where even a misplaced comma could trigger 5% chaos. This time, the market treated his AI video pitch with the enthusiasm of a shrug. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing Musk's tweets for hidden meaning and concluding: sell, but only a little, and only if you're bored.

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