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Eric Jiang
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,515.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,515.68
-0.240 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,515.87
-0.050 (0.00%)
10 min
$2,519.35
+3.43 (+0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190660
-0.0₄3 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.190640
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.191140
+0.0₃45 (+0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011380
-0.0₄4 (-0.35%)
5 min
$0.011340
-0.0₄8 (-0.70%)
10 min
$0.011390
-0.0₄299 (-0.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post left markets as confused as a cat at a dog show. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: down 0.01% in 1 minute, flat at 5 minutes, then a 0.14% bounce by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored a sleepy puppy: tiny dips (0.02%, 0.03%) before a 0.24% tail wag. GORK, the overeager intern of tokens, panicked hardest: 0.35% drop at 1 minute, 0.70% by 5, then a partial recovery to -0.26%. Volatility was milder than a decaf espresso compared to typical Musk-induced chaos—no historic parallels, just mild existential dread. The real mystery isn’t the market reaction but why anyone thought "people inside of instruments" was a trading signal.