Shortly before the next flight, I will do a live technical update on Starship, going over progress to date and engineering/production/launch plans for the future.

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John Kraus
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New SpaceX website looks great!Lots of details on upcoming launches, not just the ones a day or two away. Awesome new Cape Canaveral Starship pad render, too.

http:// SpaceX.com

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,684.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,672.02
-12.420 (-0.34%)
5 min
$3,678.85
-5.590 (-0.15%)
10 min
$3,683.81
-0.630 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229200
-0.001 (-0.57%)
5 min
$0.229310
-0.001 (-0.52%)
10 min
$0.230150
-0.0₃359 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006758
-0.0₄369 (-0.54%)
5 min
$0.006810
+0.0₄15 (+0.22%)
10 min
$0.006844
+0.0₄49 (+0.72%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starship update sent crypto markets into a mild snooze, proving once again that even rockets can't always launch prices. ETH dipped slightly post-announcement: down 0.34% in 1 minute, 0.15% in 5 minutes, and a negligible 0.02% by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.57% drop initially, easing to 0.16% later. GORK, ever the contrarian, flipped from a 0.54% decline to a 0.72% gain within 10 minutes. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: past Starship posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.48% and DOGE jumps of 0.41%, while GORK once rallied 4.30% on similar hype. This time, the market treated Musk's engineering rundown like a technical manual—briefly glanced at, then set aside. Nothing says "efficient market" like crypto traders yawning at space travel while obsessing over a meme coin named after a sound effect.

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