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@Tesla diner

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,622.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,616.04
-6.330 (-0.17%)
5 min
$3,623.17
+0.800 (+0.02%)
10 min
$3,617.55
-4.820 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239040
-0.001 (-0.42%)
5 min
$0.239980
-0.0₄6 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.239670
-0.0₃37 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006699
+0.0₄6 (+0.90%)
5 min
$0.006712
+0.0₄73 (+1.10%)
10 min
$0.006689
+0.0₄499 (+0.75%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic diner musings continue to be the crypto market's equivalent of a Rorschach test: ETH wobbled like a diner stool with a loose leg, dipping 0.17% in the first minute before a feeble 0.02% recovery, then sliding another 0.13%—proof that even Ethereum isn't immune to existential questions about nonexistent restaurants. DOGE, ever the drama queen, overreacted with a 0.42% drop before remembering it’s a meme coin and calming down to a mere 0.15% decline. Meanwhile, GORK—apparently the only one who got the joke—rose steadily, peaking at 1.10% because of course it did. Historical context shows Musk’s diner posts are the financial equivalent of a grease fire: unpredictable but rarely consequential. The last time he mentioned a Tesla diner, ETH dropped 0.48% over ten minutes, while GORK initially rallied before crashing harder than a diner’s health inspection score. This time, the impact was milder, suggesting the market is finally developing immunity to his brand of surrealism. The irony? A tweet about nothing moved markets more than most earnings reports. Perhaps investors are just hungry for direction.

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