As promised

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

"Starlink Satellites will be able to broadcast direct to your mobiles. There will be no deadzone anywhere in the world for your cell phone. Your phone will still work even if there are no cell towers." Starlink will save lives.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,626.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,624.90
-1.300 (-0.04%)
5 min
$3,631.32
+5.12 (+0.14%)
10 min
$3,629.84
+3.64 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.241330
-0.0₃4 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.241860
+0.0₃129 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.241290
-0.0₃439 (-0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007042
-0.0₄46 (-0.65%)
5 min
$0.007050
-0.0₄379 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.006681
-0.0₃406 (-5.74%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink hype barely moved the crypto needle, proving even his magic touch has limits. ETH wobbled: down 0.04% in 1 minute, then up 0.14% in 5 minutes, settling at a lukewarm 0.10% gain after 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this indecision with a 0.17% drop, a 0.05% rise, then a 0.18% fall. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 5.74% after 10 minutes—perhaps the market finally noticed it exists. Compared to past Musk musings, this was a snooze: historical posts with similar vagueness triggered bigger swings, like DOGE’s 1.45% surge last July or ETH’s 0.38% pop in June. Today’s reaction? More "meh" than meme. Nothing says "revolutionary tech" like GORK’s 5% nosedive and DOGE’s collective shrug. The satellites might reach space, but the hype barely left the ground.

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