As will be its decline

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,531.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,530.40
-1.590 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,533.04
+1.05 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,537.71
+5.72 (+0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225120
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
5 min
$0.225440
+0.0₃31 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.226130
+0.001 (+0.44%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021470
-0.0₃109 (-0.51%)
5 min
$0.021420
-0.0₃159 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.021490
-0.0₄899 (-0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet triggered more confusion than a tax form written in Klingon. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then clawed back with a 0.23% gain over 10 minutes: the crypto equivalent of shrugging and moving on. DOGE barely flinched initially, then posted a 0.44% rise, proving even meme coins have better attention spans than Twitter replies. GORK, the apparent target, took a 0.74% hit in 5 minutes, suggesting the market interpreted "None" as "sell this one specifically." Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual wordplay fireworks, where a single vowel can swing markets by double digits. This time, traders treated it like a Rorschach test: vaguely interesting, ultimately meaningless. The real mystery isn’t the tweet’s meaning—it’s why anyone still pretends to understand them.