Tesla Semi Factory progress

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Tesla Semi
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Semi Factory making good progress Has a stamping shop now! Also, we started installing tools in Powder Coat & Material Conveyance shops

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,750.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,742.19
-7.920 (-0.21%)
5 min
$3,738.84
-11.270 (-0.30%)
10 min
$3,751.54
+1.43 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.262430
-0.001 (-0.42%)
5 min
$0.262720
-0.0₃829 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.264100
+0.0₃549 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007972
+0.0₄11 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.007863
-0.0₄979 (-1.23%)
10 min
$0.007759
-0.0₃201 (-2.54%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's factory update triggered the crypto equivalent of a factory coffee break: mild confusion with a side of indifference. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived engineer: down 0.21% in 1 minute, 0.30% in 5, then a barely-there 0.04% rebound at 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored a distracted intern: 0.42% drop, 0.31% slide, then a 0.21% shrug. GORK, the overenthusiastic intern, peaked at 0.14% before crashing 2.54%—proof that not all hype survives contact with reality. Compared to past posts, this was less volatile than AI team announcements (1.63% ETH spikes) but more erratic than gigafactory tours (0.07% ETH dips). The market’s reaction suggests factory updates are the kale smoothies of Musk tweets: technically good for you, but nobody gets excited. The real mystery here is why anyone thought powder coat shops would move crypto markets. Perhaps the machines building the machines are also building speculative bubbles.

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