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@stevenmarkryan : Gigafactory Tour: Inside Tesla’s Machine That Builds The Machine @search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,531.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,530.98
-0.590 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,525.91
-5.660 (-0.22%)
10 min
$2,529.72
-1.850 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225440
-0.0₃289 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.224730
-0.0₃999 (-0.44%)
10 min
$0.224990
-0.0₃739 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021570
-0.0₄4 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.021520
-0.0₄899 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.021520
-0.0₄899 (-0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's factory tour post triggered a collective shrug from crypto markets, proving even his offhand tweets now have diminishing returns. ETH dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.22% over five minutes before a partial recovery: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior without the rumor. DOGE and GORK mirrored this with 0.44% and 0.42% drops respectively, as if coordinated by a bored algo trader. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's past crypto-moving antics: no double-digit swings, no exchange meltdowns, just the market equivalent of a sigh. Historical norms remain intact—when the tweet lacks rockets or dog puns, so does the reaction. The real mystery is why anyone expected a Gigafactory video to move digital assets, unless they assumed it was secretly a metaphor for blockchain scalability.

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