Starship booster recovered from sea Like the ruins of a long dead civilization

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,671.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,665.67
-5.730 (-0.16%)
5 min
$3,671.44
+0.040 (+0.00%)
10 min
$3,679.63
+8.23 (+0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251580
-0.0₃929 (-0.37%)
5 min
$0.251960
-0.0₃549 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.252540
+0.0₄299 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007641
-0.0₄259 (-0.34%)
5 min
$0.007641
-0.0₄259 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.007673
+0.0₅599 (+0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's poetic musings on Starship wreckage sent crypto markets on a brief archaeological dig of their own. ETH: initial 1-minute dip of 0.16% quickly unearthed a 0.22% gain within 10 minutes, proving even digital assets enjoy a good maritime metaphor. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with 10-minute moves of 0.01% and 0.08% respectively—more "ripple" than "tidal wave." Volatility here is milder than historical Starship posts: compare to May 30th's 0.41% ETH plunge on "starship to mars" or June 13th's erratic 0.14% drop-then-recovery. Today's reaction suggests the market now treats Musk's space poetry as background noise rather than a trading signal. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing existential dread about rocket debris.

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