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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

For the love of the game.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,611.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,606.40
-4.720 (-0.13%)
5 min
$3,611.12
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$3,623.46
+12.34 (+0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251220
-0.0₃369 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.251420
-0.0₃17 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.252060
+0.0₃47 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007756
-0.0₄14 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.007765
-0.0₅499 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.007798
+0.0₄28 (+0.36%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will move even when the message makes zero sense. ETH dipped 0.13% in the first minute, then flatlined at 5 minutes before a modest 0.34% rebound at 10 minutes: textbook "panic, pause, meh" behavior. DOGE and GORK mirrored this with fractional swings, though GORK's 0.36% late gain suggests someone out there is still betting on meme alts. Compared to historical posts with identical wording, this reaction is notably tamer: past instances saw ETH swing up to 1.75% or GORK crater 2.76%, while today’s moves barely register as noise. Volatility here is less "rollercoaster" and more "porch swing." Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading on a quote from *Tetsuo* sandwiched between "true" and a broken URL.

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