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Based on 2025 DOJ reports and FBI seizures from Epstein's properties (NY mansion, Little St. James), the videos and photos are likely in secure FBI evidence vaults, heavily redacted or sealed to protect victims. Some may have been destroyed per protocol. Look to: FBI Director

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,425.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,421.61
-3.450 (-0.10%)
5 min
$3,415.79
-9.270 (-0.27%)
10 min
$3,422.30
-2.760 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.210680
-0.0₃149 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.210320
-0.0₃509 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.210760
-0.0₄699 (-0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008362
-0.0₅299 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.008370
+0.0₅5 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.008389
+0.0₄24 (+0.29%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market shrug, proving even conspiracy-adjacent musings can't outrun crypto's collective apathy. ETH dipped mildly: down 0.10% in 1 minute, 0.27% in 5 minutes, then a partial recovery to -0.08% at 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this with negligible drops (0.07% to 0.24%), while GORK—ever the contrarian—edged up 0.29% after 10 minutes. Volatility remains tame compared to historical reactions: similar posts in June sparked ETH swings up to 1.63%, while July saw positive bumps. This suggests either market fatigue or traders wisely ignoring non-financial noise. The real mystery isn’t FBI vaults—it’s why anyone still expects coherence from Musk posts to move markets. Perhaps the only sealed evidence here is the logic behind these price reactions.

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