𝕏 is humanity’s hivemind

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John Stoll
@JohnStoll1977

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new research from @reuters confirms not only ⁦⁦ @X ⁩ the news powerhouse (nearly a quarter of the country gets its news here) it’s also the most balanced audience in business. Gains have been made with conservative audience, which I can tell you badly needed a platform

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,325.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,329.00
+3.98 (+0.12%)
5 min
$3,325.47
+0.450 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,322.98
-2.040 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.208360
+0.0₃469 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.207900
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.207710
-0.0₃179 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008484
+0.0₅999 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.008477
+0.0₅299 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.008491
+0.0₄169 (+0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest 𝕏 post about platform balance triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH saw a fleeting 0.12% spike in the first minute before flatlining at +0.01% and dipping -0.06% over 10 minutes: textbook "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.23% initial pop, then evaporated to zero like a meme coin's utility. GORK, ever the wildcard, defied gravity with a steady 0.20% climb—proof that obscure tokens thrive on indifference. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: May's "smartest people on 𝕏" post sent ETH up 0.35% and GORK soaring 2.34%, while June's similar news boast actually dented ETH by 0.06%. Today's moves suggest the market now treats Musk's platform evangelism as background noise, like a CEO praising his own product at a shareholder meeting. Nothing says "balanced audience" quite like crypto traders instantly balancing their portfolios back to neutral.

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