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Yuchen Jin
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You know Google is back and probably will win the AGI race when its CEO starts doing customer support on X.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,515.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,524.90
+8.92 (+0.35%)
5 min
$2,522.07
+6.09 (+0.24%)
10 min
$2,513.34
-2.640 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229940
+0.0₃46 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.229770
+0.0₃29 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.229090
-0.0₃39 (-0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.034590
+0.0₃79 (+2.34%)
5 min
$0.033990
+0.0₃19 (+0.56%)
10 min
$0.034260
+0.0₃46 (+1.36%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest 𝕏 post proves once again that crypto markets react to vibes before logic. ETH saw a fleeting 0.35% spike in the first minute, then tapered to a 0.24% gain by 5 minutes before dipping 0.10% lower at 10 minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE's 0.20% initial pop faded to a 0.17% loss, while the meme-tier GORK somehow clung to a 1.36% gain—because nothing says "smart money" like a token named after a sound effect. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk's past crypto-moving antics, where double-digit swings were the norm. Either the market is maturing or just too tired to care. The real AGI race winner? Whoever programs bots to stop trading on CEO tweets.