This is pretty cool

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,059.47

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,064.41
+4.94 (+0.16%)
5 min
$3,067.20
+7.73 (+0.25%)
10 min
$3,069.44
+9.97 (+0.33%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206670
-0.0₃35 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.207120
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.207250
+0.0₃229 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009133
-0.0₄54 (-0.59%)
5 min
$0.009126
-0.0₄61 (-0.66%)
10 min
$0.009180
-0.0₅7 (-0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest masterpiece of ambiguity, "this is pretty cool None," somehow managed to nudge markets more than a shrug deserves. ETH inched up consistently: +0.16% at 1 minute, +0.25% at 5, and +0.33% at 10, defying the historical trend where similar "cool" posts often triggered minor dips or erratic swings. DOGE barely flinched, with a negligible -0.17% at 1 minute before recovering to +0.11% at 10, proving even meme coins have standards. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped -0.59% at 1 minute but nearly clawed back to neutral (-0.08%) at 10, mirroring its usual role as the market's moody teenager. Volatility here is tame compared to past "cool" episodes, where ETH once swung +0.49% and GORK plummeted -1.27% in the same timeframe. This time, the reaction is more "mildly intrigued" than "panic-buying because Elon blinked." Nothing says efficient markets like digital assets twitching because a billionaire can't decide between praise and apathy.

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