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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,922.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,924.58
+1.92 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,925.88
+3.22 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,929.33
+6.67 (+0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192350
-0.0₄3 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.192250
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.192950
+0.0₃57 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010190
+0.0₄409 (+0.40%)
5 min
$0.010192
+0.0₄429 (+0.42%)
10 min
$0.010195
+0.0₄459 (+0.45%)

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Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic office vibe check sent markets on another micro-rollercoaster, proving once again that ambiguity is the new catalyst. ETH saw a steady climb: up 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, and 0.23% in 10, outpacing its reaction to a similar pinched_fingers post last June where gains were more muted. DOGE wobbled like a confused intern, dipping 0.02% and 0.07% before a 0.30% rebound, while GORK inched up consistently (0.40% to 0.45%), perhaps because no one knows what it is and hope springs eternal. Volatility here is tame by Muskian standards—no double-digit Doge spikes or Tesla tantrums—just the usual low-stakes gambling on his mood. Historical context shows these moves are barely noise: the last pinched_fingers post moved ETH less than 0.1%, and unrelated espresso hype caused wilder swings. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing emoji poetry for trading signals.

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