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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,530.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,532.15
+1.24 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,533.07
+2.16 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,531.64
+0.730 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.177820
+0.0₃23 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.177880
+0.0₃29 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.177920
+0.0₃329 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007570
+0.0₄6 (+0.80%)
5 min
$0.007530
+0.0₄2 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.007500
-0.0₄1 (-0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic hand gesture left markets mildly confused but mostly indifferent. ETH saw a fleeting 0.05% bump in the first minute, peaking at 0.09% after five minutes before settling at 0.03%: textbook noise for an asset that routinely swings 5% on a slow Tuesday. DOGE's "rally" was even more poetic: a 0.19% climb over ten minutes, which translates to roughly the price of a discarded gum wrapper for the average bagholder. GORK stole the show with a 0.8% spike in the first minute, only to give back half its gains and then some: a masterclass in how to turn hype into a rounding error. The real mystery here isn't the market reaction—it's why anyone expected profundity from a post that reads like a malfunctioning emoji keyboard.

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