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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,788.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,786.45
-2.140 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,784.99
-3.600 (-0.13%)
10 min
$2,792.99
+4.40 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.181930
+0.0₃189 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.181690
-0.0₄5 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.182450
+0.0₃709 (+0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008296
+0.0₄239 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.008267
-0.0₅499 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.008347
+0.0₄75 (+0.91%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest self-driving teaser sent crypto markets on a joyride with all the predictability of a Tesla on autopilot. ETH wobbled like a distracted driver: down 0.08% in 1 minute, down 0.13% in 5, then a modest 0.16% rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK, ever the meme-coaster passengers, twitched between 0.03% dips and 0.91% gains, proving once again that crypto reacts to Musk like a labrador to a squeaky toy. Historical context shows these moves are barely a speed bump: past Tesla self-driving posts triggered similarly erratic but ultimately negligible swings, with ETH often dipping 0.4% or less. Volatility here is less "market shock" and more "mild indigestion after a spicy tweet." Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital currencies convulsing over a half-finished sentence about beta software.

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