Independence Day is the perfect time to ask if you want independence from the two-party (some would say uniparty) system! Should we create the America Party?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,548.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,547.73
-0.420 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,548.92
+0.770 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,553.66
+5.51 (+0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
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$0.166760
+0.0₃229 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.166710
+0.0₃179 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.167150
+0.0₃619 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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$0.007581
-0.0₄509 (-0.67%)
5 min
$0.007622
-0.0₅999 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.007812
+0.0₃18 (+2.36%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political musings once again prove that crypto markets react more to his whims than to actual policy debates. ETH dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then climbed 0.03% and 0.22% over 5 and 10 minutes, suggesting traders initially shrugged before cautiously buying the rumor. DOGE barely twitched, with gains of 0.14%, 0.11%, and 0.37% across the same periods, as if to remind us it’s still a meme coin at heart. GORK stole the show with a 2.36% surge after 10 minutes, because nothing says "America Party" like a token nobody understands. Compared to past posts, this one sparked milder volatility: ETH’s 0.22% move is tame next to June 5th’s 0.13% drop, and DOGE’s 0.37% rise is a far cry from June 6th’s 0.05% yawn. GORK, however, flipped its usual script, going from historical declines to a rally worthy of a third-party candidate’s hype. Nothing unites traders like the thrill of betting on vague political statements—except maybe the thrill of pretending they know what GORK is.

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