The people have spoken. A new political party is needed in America to represent the 80% in the middle! And exactly 80% of people agree

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Elon Musk
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Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

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ETH

Before post: $2,487.21

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$2,487.29
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$2,484.89
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DOGE

Before post: $0.18

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$0.179000
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$0.179140
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.007620
-0.0₄2 (-0.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political musings once again prove that crypto markets react more to his whims than to actual governance. ETH barely twitched: up 0.02% in 5 minutes, then down 0.09% in 10, a far cry from last year’s 0.07% rise before a similar post sent it tumbling. DOGE wobbled like a confused intern, ending flat after a 0.06% bump. GORK, ever the drama queen, shed 0.39% immediately, as if offended by the mere suggestion of centrism. Compared to last year’s post, this was a snooze fest: Tesla and PayPal once bled 0.48% and 0.34% respectively, while ETH’s 0.13% drop then makes today’s 0.09% look like a gentle sigh. Nothing says "market efficiency" like digital assets convulsing over a tweet that even autocorrect didn’t bother to finish.

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