
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · · Original post · Share
When & where should we hold the inaugural American Party congress? This will be super fun!

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🇺🇸 🇺🇸 AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸📈 Market Reaction:
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Elon Musk's latest cryptic party planning caused more market confusion than a doge at a spelling bee. ETH inched up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, and 0.07% in 10, proving even blockchain can’t decide if this is news or nonsense. DOGE barely twitched, with a net gain of 0.03% after 10 minutes, while GORK swung like a drunk intern at a startup happy hour: up 0.30%, down 0.20%, then up 0.27%. Compared to past Musk musings, this was a snooze: July’s “independence” post moved ETH 0.22% in 10 minutes, and June’s “america party” actually made ETH dip. Volatility today? Milder than a decaf latte. Nothing says “healthy market” like GORK’s 0.30% spike on the word “United_States” repeated like a broken record.