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Elon Musk
@elonmusk

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,517.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,516.74
-0.500 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,515.59
-1.650 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,515.50
-1.740 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.164390
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.164360
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.164300
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007720
-0.0₄209 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.007740
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.007772
+0.0₄31 (+0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji-laden musing once again proves that markets react to his tweets like cats to a laser pointer. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.07% over 5 and 10 minutes, a whisper compared to historical swings ranging from -0.25% to +0.40%. DOGE barely twitched, with movements under 0.03%, while GORK lived up to its name with erratic micro-fluctuations, including a 0.40% rebound after an initial drop. Volatility here is milder than past reactions to identical emoji posts, where ETH once swung 0.40% in 5 minutes and DOGE jumped 0.45%. Today’s response suggests traders are either numb to Musk’s antics or too busy laughing to hit the buy button. The most entertaining outcome, indeed: a market so desensitized that even a tearful joy face can’t move the needle beyond a shrug.

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