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Casey Handmer
@CJHandmer

This is nature's periodic reminder that we are responsible for running arbitrarily operationally effective space programs. The last time something this large didn't miss us by a whisker it ended the dinosaurs. They didn't have a space program. We do, but ours can't even figure x.com/NASAJPL/status…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,547.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,540.58
-7.130 (-0.28%)
5 min
$2,538.37
-9.340 (-0.37%)
10 min
$2,537.29
-10.420 (-0.41%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.166230
-0.0₃53 (-0.32%)
5 min
$0.166200
-0.0₃56 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.166000
-0.0₃759 (-0.46%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007627
+0.0₅499 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.007627
+0.0₅499 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.007555
-0.0₄67 (-0.88%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential musing on space programs sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis of their own. ETH dipped steadily: down 0.28% in 1 minute, 0.37% in 5, and 0.41% in 10, while DOGE mirrored the trend with drops of 0.32%, 0.34%, and 0.46%. GORK, ever the contrarian, briefly flirted with positivity before capitulating to a 0.88% decline. Historical context reveals Musk's space-themed posts are a coin toss: past impacts range from ETH rallies of 1.75% to drops of 0.20%, with DOGE and GORK often reacting like over-caffeinated kangaroos. This time, the market shrugged with the enthusiasm of a NASA intern told to fix X.com’s backend. Nothing says "operationally effective space program" like watching crypto traders panic-sell over a tweet about dinosaurs.

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