The government and most large organizations tend to start with “Make Requirements MORE dumb”

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SpaceX company policy

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,598.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,597.57
-0.830 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,589.08
-9.320 (-0.36%)
10 min
$2,590.12
-8.280 (-0.32%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.174370
-0.0₃17 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.173590
-0.0₃95 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.173620
-0.0₃92 (-0.53%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006259
+0.0₄179 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.006140
-0.0₃101 (-1.62%)
10 min
$0.006161
-0.0₄8 (-1.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on bureaucratic absurdity triggered the usual market shrug with a side of mild panic. ETH dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.36% over five minutes before stabilizing at 0.32% down after ten: a textbook overreaction to a tweet that barely qualified as coherent. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.1% instant drop, worsening to 0.54% at five minutes, while GORK—ever the wildcard—briefly rallied 0.29% before nosediving 1.62%. Volatility here is tame by Muskian standards: historical data shows similar posts sparked ETH swings from -0.14% to +0.40%, with DOGE’s reactions ranging from -0.29% to +0.45%. Today’s moves are barely a blip compared to June’s 0.85% GORK frenzy or Tesla’s 0.53% drop after a face-with-tears-of-joy emoji. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading on a man laughing at his own joke about SpaceX policy.

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