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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,439.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,437.45
-2.110 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,436.05
-3.510 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,435.00
-4.560 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.160260
-0.0₃209 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.160190
-0.0₃28 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.160080
-0.0₃39 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005061
+0.0₅4 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.005059
+0.0₅2 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.005041
-0.0₄159 (-0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the content is essentially nothing. ETH dipped slightly post-tweet: down 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.14% in 5 minutes, and 0.19% in 10 minutes. DOGE followed suit with 0.13%, 0.17%, and 0.24% declines. GORK, ever the contrarian, initially gained 0.08% before flipping to a 0.32% loss. Historical context shows these moves are tame: past similar tweets sparked ETH swings from -0.25% to +0.40%, DOGE from -0.29% to +0.45%, and GORK from -0.56% to +0.85%. Volatility today is barely a shrug compared to the usual rollercoaster. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading based on a billionaire’s emoji-laden musings.

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