What’s the point of a debt ceiling if we keep raising it?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,464.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,463.51
-0.540 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,458.43
-5.620 (-0.23%)
10 min
$2,460.15
-3.900 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.162740
-0.0₃42 (-0.26%)
5 min
$0.162770
-0.0₃39 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.162800
-0.0₃359 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005435
-0.0₅5 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.005365
-0.0₄75 (-1.38%)
10 min
$0.005381
-0.0₄59 (-1.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's debt ceiling musing triggered the usual crypto jitters, though this time with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.23% in 5, and 0.16% in 10, a far cry from last month's 0.43% plunge on a similar rant. DOGE wobbled predictably, shedding 0.26% initially before stabilizing at 0.22%, while GORK took the brunt with a 1.38% drop in 5 minutes—proof that obscure tokens treat Musk's tweets like economic forecasts. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: the 71% similar post in July saw ETH drop twice as hard, and even Tesla once bled 0.78% over 5 minutes. This time, the market shrugged like a parent ignoring a teenager's existential crisis. Nothing says "stable store of value" like crypto reacting to rhetorical questions about fiscal policy.

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