A new spending bill should be drafted that doesn’t massively grow the deficit and increase the debt ceiling by 5 TRILLION DOLLARS

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.41

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$72.43
+0.015 (+0.02%)
5 min
$72.47
+0.060 (+0.08%)
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$72.51
+0.105 (+0.15%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $334.02

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$334.25
+0.230 (+0.07%)
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$334.66
+0.640 (+0.19%)
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$334.82
+0.795 (+0.24%)

ETH

Before post: $2,636.74

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$2,634.81
-1.930 (-0.07%)
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$2,639.91
+3.17 (+0.12%)
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$2,639.85
+3.11 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

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$0.190820
+0.0₄899 (+0.05%)
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$0.191120
+0.0₃39 (+0.20%)
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$0.191230
+0.0₃5 (+0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010410
+0.0₄1 (+0.10%)
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$0.010450
+0.0₄499 (+0.48%)
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$0.010420
+0.0₄2 (+0.19%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest fiscal rant sparked a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. PayPal inched up 0.02% in the first minute, climbing to 0.15% after 10 minutes, while Tesla showed slightly more enthusiasm with a 0.24% gain. ETH wobbled briefly negative before settling at 0.12%, and DOGE and GORK barely registered movement, with DOGE peaking at 0.26%. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze-fest: previous deficit-themed tirades saw Tesla drop 0.72% and ETH plunge 0.33%, while today’s "spending bill" commentary barely moved the needle. Volatility was so subdued it almost felt like the market muted Musk. Nothing says "financial apocalypse" like a 0.26% rally in dog-themed memecoins.

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