This immense level of overspending will drive America into debt slavery!

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Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital

A million seconds ago was May 23rd A billion seconds ago was 1993 A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C. The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every 180 days.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,623.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,623.77
+0.650 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,623.00
-0.120 (0.00%)
10 min
$2,622.76
-0.360 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.195140
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.194980
-0.0₃22 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.195040
-0.0₃16 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010490
-0.0₄4 (-0.38%)
5 min
$0.010470
-0.0₄599 (-0.57%)
10 min
$0.010480
-0.0₄499 (-0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest debt doomscroll triggered less market movement than a snoozing intern at a crypto exchange. ETH wobbled like a confused tightrope walker: up 0.02% in the first minute, then down 0.00% and 0.01% over five and ten minutes. DOGE and GORK barely flinched, shedding fractions of a percent like a dog shedding winter fur in July. Compared to historical tantrums about fiscal apocalypse, this was a whisper in a hurricane: past posts with 60%+ similarity scores saw Tesla drop 0.24% and ETH swing 0.22%, while today’s reaction could be charted with a ruler. The real volatility here is in the irony: a billionaire warning about debt while moving markets less than a rounding error on a gas station receipt.

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