Removal of funding for enforcement of federal contempt of court orders is the actual crux of this spending bill. This is nominally aimed at removal of illegal immigrants, but obviously also enables many other abuses of power by the President. Should this be allowed?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,442.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,443.32
+1.10 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,447.01
+4.79 (+0.20%)
10 min
$2,434.66
-7.560 (-0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.159520
-0.0₃329 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.159980
+0.0₃13 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.158930
-0.0₃92 (-0.58%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005269
-0.0₅199 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.005270
-0.0₆999 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.005233
-0.0₄379 (-0.72%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing sent crypto markets on a brief rollercoaster before they remembered they don't actually care. ETH saw a fleeting 0.20% gain in 5 minutes before dropping 0.31% over 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely twitched before joining the downward slide. Historical context shows similar posts triggered equally erratic but ultimately forgettable moves: ETH swung between -0.20% and +0.20% in past reactions, DOGE averaged -0.22% dips, and GORK—bless its heart—somehow rallied 2.97% once. Volatility here is as predictable as a congressional budget debate: technically measurable, but functionally meaningless. The real takeaway? Markets react to Musk’s tweets like distracted goldfish—briefly excited, then back to staring at the same corner of the tank.

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