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Mario Nawfal
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ELON: AMERICA IS GOING BANKRUPT QUICKLY, BUT EVERYONE IS WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD “America is going bankrupt extremely quickly, but everyone seems to be whistling past the graveyard. The Defense Department budget is a trillion dollars a year. And interest payments on x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,455.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,454.44
-1.110 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,453.60
-1.950 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,456.43
+0.880 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.162300
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.162250
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.162480
+0.0₃18 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005418
+0.0₄29 (+0.54%)
5 min
$0.005402
+0.0₄129 (+0.24%)
10 min
$0.005449
+0.0₄6 (+1.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest doompost about America's finances triggered a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: down 0.05% in 1 minute, down 0.08% in 5, then a heroic 0.04% recovery by 10 minutes. DOGE barely blinked, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. GORK, ever the contrarian, eked out gains—because why not. Compared to past "math" rants, this was a snooze fest. The June 3rd post sent ETH down 0.24% in 10 minutes, while May’s "learn to math lol" sparked a 1.72% ETH nosedive. Today’s volatility? More like a gentle breeze disturbing a nap. Nothing says "market confidence" like crypto barely flinching at apocalyptic prophecies. Perhaps bankruptcy fears are the new white noise.

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