Simple math

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Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie

He’s right. x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.14
-0.085 (-0.12%)
5 min
$71.14
-0.085 (-0.12%)
10 min
$71.11
-0.110 (-0.15%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $353.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$353.11
-0.253 (-0.07%)
5 min
$352.96
-0.400 (-0.11%)
10 min
$352.57
-0.785 (-0.22%)

ETH

Before post: $2,623.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,620.89
-2.410 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,618.27
-5.030 (-0.19%)
10 min
$2,617.10
-6.200 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.196250
-0.0₃189 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.196070
-0.0₃37 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.195820
-0.0₃62 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010750
+0.0₃309 (+2.97%)
5 min
$0.010670
+0.0₃23 (+2.20%)
10 min
$0.010530
+0.0₄899 (+0.86%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic math post triggered a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. PayPal dipped 0.12% in the first minute, holding steady at 0.15% down after 10 minutes: a rounding error for a company that processes $1.5 trillion annually. Tesla’s 0.22% slide over 10 minutes is roughly the cost of one Cybertruck’s worth of panel gaps. ETH and DOGE wobbled between 0.09% and 0.32% declines: less volatile than a grocery store avocado price. GORK’s 2.97% spike proves memecoins still reward nonsense, just slightly less than usual. Compared to May’s “learn to math” incident—where ETH dropped 1.72% and DOGE 2.29%—this was a financial yawn. Either the market is maturing or Musk’s shtick is wearing thinner than a Tesla profit margin. The real math lesson here: posting vague quotes moves markets about as much as a single retail trader forgetting to set a stop-loss.

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