Learn to math lol

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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

idk why everybody keeps pestering Elon about his views when you can just derive them at home x.com/elonmusk/statu…

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ETH

Before post: $2,611.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,594.58
-17.030 (-0.65%)
5 min
$2,577.10
-34.510 (-1.32%)
10 min
$2,566.79
-44.820 (-1.72%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238750
-0.002 (-0.80%)
5 min
$0.237040
-0.004 (-1.51%)
10 min
$0.235160
-0.006 (-2.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022200
-0.0₃219 (-0.98%)
5 min
$0.022290
-0.0₃129 (-0.58%)
10 min
$0.021940
-0.0₃479 (-2.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest math lesson sent crypto markets into a mild identity crisis. ETH took the hardest hit: down 0.65% in 1 minute, 1.32% in 5, and 1.72% in 10, proving even digital assets aren’t immune to bad homework help. DOGE followed suit with a 2.29% drop over 10 minutes, while GORK wobbled unpredictably like a student guessing on a pop quiz. Volatility was tame by crypto standards—no record-breaking plunges, just the usual existential dread when Musk tweets vaguely about numbers. Nothing says "stable market" like a billionaire mocking basic arithmetic and watching billions flinch.