All your media, streaming and preferred temperature settings just work automatically when you get into a Tesla

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Also, Robotaxi automatically syncs your media & streaming settings before picking you up x.com/blkmdl3/status…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,129.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,135.90
+6.20 (+0.29%)
5 min
$2,133.54
+3.84 (+0.18%)
10 min
$2,137.78
+8.08 (+0.38%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.144530
+0.0₃929 (+0.65%)
5 min
$0.144370
+0.0₃769 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.144500
+0.0₃899 (+0.63%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005280
+0.0₄2 (+0.38%)
5 min
$0.005280
+0.0₄2 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.005300
+0.0₄4 (+0.76%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Tesla Robotaxi post triggered the usual crypto circus, with ETH, DOGE, and GORK all twitching in unison. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.29% in 1 minute, cooling to +0.18% at 5 minutes, then rebounding to +0.38% at 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK mirrored this with +0.65% and +0.38% initial pops, though their absolute moves were laughably small—zeroes before the decimal say it all. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Musk-induced spasms: the May 15 post (52% similarity) pushed ETH +0.29% immediately, while the June 10 post (46% similarity) dumped it -0.31%. Today’s reaction is basically a shrug wrapped in a press release. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto tokens convulsing over car temperature settings.

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