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ELON CLIPS
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Elon Musk: I wouldn't use the Wall Street Journal to line my cage for parrot droppings. “Is there a worse publication on the face of the Earth than the Wall Street Journal? I wouldn't use that to line my cage for parrot droppings. That newspaper is the worst newspaper in the

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,541.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,539.61
-2.090 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,538.20
-3.500 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,541.91
+0.210 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178180
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.178090
-0.0₃17 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.178250
-0.0₄1 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007550
+0.0₄1 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.007540
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.007530
-0.0₅999 (-0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest avian-themed critique of the WSJ left crypto markets shrugging harder than a parrot ignoring stale crackers. ETH dipped 0.08% in the first minute, then 0.14% at 5 minutes, before a heroic 0.01% recovery at 10 minutes: volatility so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. DOGE mirrored this lethargy with a 0.04% drop, then 0.10%, settling at a negligible 0.01% decline. GORK, ever the contrarian, briefly rallied 0.13% before giving it all back. Historically, similar posts sparked moves ranging from ETH’s 1.75% swings to DOGE’s 1.53% jumps, making today’s action look like a market nap. The only thing more predictable than Musk’s media feuds is crypto’s Pavlovian response—though this time, the bell barely dinged. Perhaps the real shocker is that parrot cage linings generate more passion than price action.

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