Extremely hard to steal a Tesla

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If you set up PIN to drive, a thief would not be able to drive off in your Tesla, even if they somehow gain access to your keycard, phone or vehicle The PIN pad also appears in a slightly different place on the screen every time, so finger grease doesn’t give away your PIN

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.56

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$71.46
-0.100 (-0.14%)
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$71.56
+0.0₃305 (+0.00%)
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$71.35
-0.215 (-0.30%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $331.18

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$330.02
-1.165 (-0.35%)
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$329.77
-1.415 (-0.43%)
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$328.20
-2.985 (-0.90%)

ETH

Before post: $2,532.60

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$2,529.79
-2.810 (-0.11%)
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$2,532.80
+0.200 (+0.01%)
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$2,521.00
-11.600 (-0.46%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

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$0.177800
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)
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$0.177580
-0.0₃35 (-0.20%)
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$0.176880
-0.001 (-0.59%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.007440
-0.0₄399 (-0.53%)
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$0.007410
-0.0₄699 (-0.94%)
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$0.007300
-0.0₃179 (-2.41%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest security brag sent markets into a mild panic, proving once again that his tweets are the financial equivalent of a whoopee cushion. Tesla dipped 0.35% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.90% after 10 minutes, outpacing its usual post-tweet wobble: historically, similar tweets caused drops between 0.03% and 0.37%. PayPal and crypto joined the pity party, with ETH down 0.46% and DOGE shedding 0.59%, while GORK—always the drama queen—plummeted 2.41%. Volatility was textbook Musk: kneejerk reactions followed by existential dread, though gentler than past episodes where ETH once dropped 0.31% in a minute. The real mystery is why anyone expected a tweet about finger grease to be bullish. The market’s takeaway: Elon’s anti-theft tech works a bit too well—it’s also stealing shareholder value.

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