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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,795.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,791.49
-4.100 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,794.60
-0.990 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,795.81
+0.220 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.193910
-0.0₃48 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.194330
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.194100
-0.0₃29 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008570
-0.0₄1 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.008580
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.008590
+0.0₅999 (+0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: down 0.15% in 1 minute, then mostly flat (0.04% drop at 5 minutes, 0.01% rise at 10). DOGE mirrored a deflating balloon: 0.25% initial drop, then negligible. GORK barely registered, with a 0.12% dip and rebound. Compared to past "rank"-themed posts, this was a snooze: historical moves were 2-5x larger, with ETH swinging 0.2-0.3% and DOGE occasionally spiking 0.5%. Even GORK, the meme-iest of the trio, once jumped 2%—today’s "volatility" wouldn’t budge a sundial. The real mystery isn’t Musk’s post—it’s how anyone still trades on tweets this dull.

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