Waiting for Dutch authorities and then the EU to approve. Very frustrating and hurts the safety of people in Europe, as driving with advanced Autopilot on results in four times fewer injuries! Please ask your governing authorities to accelerate making Tesla safer in Europe.

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Alexander Kristensen
@LinkN01

It's ridiculous how they have Robotaxis in Austin without ANY driver, yet my Tesla here in Sweden is not even allowed to change lanes on the highway without me confirming with the turn signal

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Tesla 🇺🇸

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest regulatory rant sent markets on a brief joyride before reality hit the brakes. Tesla popped 0.17% in the first minute, then slid 0.72% over 10 minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. PayPal mirrored the skepticism, down 0.31%, while crypto shrugged with ETH and DOGE dipping 0.50% and 0.35% respectively. GORK, ever the enigma, twitched 0.86% downward as if it understood the assignment. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: similar autopilot posts last month triggered 0.35% Tesla swings, while PayPal typically wobbles 0.19%. Today’s moves suggest traders now treat Musk’s regulatory gripes as background noise—unless you’re GORK, which apparently trades on vibes alone. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a meme coin reacting more to a clown emoji than to actual regulatory risks.

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