Pictures of people working inside Starship

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Space Sudoer
@spacesudoer

Starship is gigantic!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,613.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,622.66
+9.66 (+0.37%)
5 min
$2,617.86
+4.86 (+0.19%)
10 min
$2,615.00
+2.00 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204970
+0.001 (+0.54%)
5 min
$0.204500
+0.0₃639 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.204430
+0.0₃569 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010840
+0.0₄1 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.010770
-0.0₄599 (-0.55%)
10 min
$0.010800
-0.0₄299 (-0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starship post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH showed modest enthusiasm: up 0.37% in 1 minute, then halving gains to 0.19% at 5 minutes, and nearly flatlining at 0.08% by 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled with a 0.54% spike initially, then settled into a 0.28% shrug. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped 0.55% after 5 minutes, as if offended by the lack of Mars mentions. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: the May 30 post ("starship to mars...") saw ETH drop 0.41% immediately, while the May 27 launch hype barely moved DOGE beyond a 0.04% yawn. Today’s action lands squarely in "mildly caffeinated" territory. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto reacting to a rocket photo with the energy of a drowsy sloth.

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