Whatever happens, we have got the spaceships, and they do not

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,532.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,536.13
+4.02 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,534.72
+2.61 (+0.10%)
10 min
$2,534.06
+1.95 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.186520
+0.0₃14 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.186300
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.186260
-0.0₃119 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009360
+0.0₄6 (+0.65%)
5 min
$0.009370
+0.0₄7 (+0.75%)
10 min
$0.009410
+0.0₃11 (+1.18%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic spaceship musing triggered the usual crypto Pavlovian response, albeit with less enthusiasm than a half-charged Tesla. ETH saw a modest initial pop: up 0.16% in 1 minute, fading to 0.08% by 10 minutes, mirroring the 0.16% spike from his May 26 starship post but without the subsequent whiplash. DOGE barely twitched, oscillating between +0.08% and -0.06%, proving even meme coins have attention spans. GORK, the perpetual dark horse, rallied 1.18% over 10 minutes, outperforming its historical reactions to Musk’s spaceship chatter by a comically wide margin. Volatility was tame compared to past episodes—no double-digit ETH swings or DOGE theatrics, just the market’s collective shrug at yet another interstellar non-announcement. Nothing says "efficient markets" like altcoins mooning on a tweet that reads like a rejected *Dr. Strangelove* subtitle.

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