The Trump tariffs will cause a recession in the second half of this year

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Shibetoshi Nakamoto
@BillyM2k

can i finally say that trump’s tariffs are super stupid

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,477.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,480.82
+3.32 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,470.11
-7.390 (-0.30%)
10 min
$2,460.26
-17.240 (-0.70%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172970
+0.0₃43 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.171890
-0.0₃65 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.171150
-0.001 (-0.81%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009340
+0.0₄8 (+0.86%)
5 min
$0.009240
-0.0₄199 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.009190
-0.0₄699 (-0.76%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest economic hot take, delivered via Shibetoshi Nakamoto fanfic, triggered the usual crypto rollercoaster with all the predictability of a DOGE meme. ETH spiked 0.13% in the first minute, then slid 0.70% over ten minutes, mirroring past reactions where Musk’s deficit rants caused initial 0.04% ETH gains before fading. DOGE and GORK followed their script: tiny pops (0.25% and 0.86% respectively) before fizzling into red, echoing historical patterns where similar posts led to 0.40% DOGE drops within minutes. Volatility remains tame compared to Musk’s 2021 “Tesla accepts Bitcoin” saga, where 10% swings were the norm. This time, the market treated his tariff tantrum like a rerun of a mediocre sitcom: mildly amusing, instantly forgettable. Nothing says “stable store of value” like crypto reacting to political fanfiction penned by a guy who names coins after his dog.

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