Shockingly, the Democrat controlled CBO just announced that the Tariffs will be reducing the Deficit by at least $2.8 Trillion Dollars. Too bad this information couldn’t have been released earlier, it would have kept people from knowingly saying untruths.

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,005.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,004.25
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$6,003.25
-2.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$6,003.75
-1.500 (-0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,623.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,627.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,622.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,615.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $104,843.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,762.46
-81.520 (-0.08%)
5 min
$104,720.73
-123.250 (-0.12%)
10 min
$104,713.71
-130.270 (-0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,600.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,595.60
-4.800 (-0.18%)
5 min
$2,592.92
-7.480 (-0.29%)
10 min
$2,595.91
-4.490 (-0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.75
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$10.73
-0.030 (-0.28%)
10 min
$10.74
-0.020 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's tariff deficit tweet was about as enthusiastic as a nap during earnings season. SP500 dipped slightly: down 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.03% in 5, and 0.02% in 10. Dow Jones wobbled like a rookie trader: up 0.01%, then down 0.00%, then down 0.02%. Crypto shrugged: BTC fell 0.08% to 0.12%, ETH dropped 0.18% to 0.29%. Even TRUMP tokens slid 0.09% to 0.28%, proving loyalty has its limits. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: a May 30 post with 68% similarity sparked SP500 drops of 0.32% to 0.44%, while BTC plunged 0.82% in 5 minutes. This time, the market treated the news like a rerun of a bad sitcom—recognizable, but not worth the energy. Nothing says "economic confidence" like a collective yawn and a 0.02% dip. Tariffs may cut deficits, but they clearly don’t cut market boredom.

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