In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts,

@SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,530.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,513.76
-16.990 (-0.67%)
5 min
$2,506.51
-24.240 (-0.96%)
10 min
$2,482.90
-47.850 (-1.89%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172960
-0.0₃98 (-0.56%)
5 min
$0.172650
-0.001 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.171770
-0.002 (-1.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009400
-0.0₃129 (-1.36%)
5 min
$0.009410
-0.0₃12 (-1.26%)
10 min
$0.009350
-0.0₃179 (-1.89%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

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Tesla 🇺🇸

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about decommissioning Dragon spacecraft sent crypto markets into a mild panic, proving once again that his tweets are the financial equivalent of a rogue SpaceX thruster. ETH dropped 0.67% in 1 minute, 0.96% in 5 minutes, and 1.89% in 10 minutes: a slow-motion slide for an asset that usually treats volatility like a rollercoaster. DOGE and GORK followed suit with declines of 0.56%/0.74%/1.25% and 1.36%/1.26%/1.89% respectively, because nothing says "stable investment" like meme coins reacting to spacecraft drama. Historical context shows this isn't Musk's first rodeo: past posts with 40% similarity triggered weaker reactions, like PayPal barely flinching and Tesla swinging between minor losses and gains. Today's moves are sharper, suggesting the market is either getting more sensitive or just tired of guessing whether Musk is serious. Nothing says "efficient markets" like billionaires tweeting about government contracts and sending GORK into a tailspin. At least the Dragon spacecraft isn't the only thing losing altitude today.

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