Defund the UN

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Grummz
@Grummz

They just declared war on free speech. UN Secretary-General António Guterres is talking about X and other platforms.

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.71

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$70.61
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$70.86
+0.150 (+0.21%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.61

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+1.85 (+0.53%)

ETH

Before post: $2,642.89

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$2,647.62
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DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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GORK

Before post: $0.01

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market reaction best described as "mild confusion with a side of meme stock enthusiasm." PayPal dipped 0.14% in the first minute, then wobbled back up 0.21% over 10 minutes: classic "panic, then remember this isn’t actually earnings call material." Tesla followed a similar script, dropping 0.06% before rallying 0.53%, because even Musk’s offhand tweets can’t keep retail investors from buying the dip. ETH and DOGE showed their usual flair for drama: ETH popped 0.18% immediately, then gave back gains, while DOGE’s 0.43% drop over 10 minutes proved even meme coins have limits to their patience. The real star was GORK, up 1.56%—because nothing says "rational market" like a token named after a sound effect thriving on geopolitical vagueness. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual antics, suggesting the market has finally learned to take his "free speech" rants with a grain of salt. Or perhaps everyone was too busy Googling "who is Grummz?" to trade aggressively. Either way, the lesson remains: when Elon tweets, the market moves—just not always in the direction you’d expect.