Congress is making America bankrupt

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USA budget deficit: 2000: $236 billion 2001: $128 billion 2002: $158 billion 2003: $378 billion 2004: $413 billion 2005: $318 billion 2006: $248 billion 2007: $161 billion 2008: $459 billion 2009: $1.41 trillion 2010: $1.29 trillion 2011: $1.30 trillion 2012: $1.07

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.21
-0.050 (-0.07%)
5 min
$71.13
-0.130 (-0.18%)
10 min
$71.11
-0.150 (-0.21%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $352.90

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$353.31
+0.410 (+0.12%)
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$353.07
+0.165 (+0.05%)
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$352.75
-0.150 (-0.04%)

ETH

Before post: $2,617.87

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$2,622.50
+4.63 (+0.18%)
5 min
$2,619.62
+1.75 (+0.07%)
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$2,616.10
-1.770 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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$0.196360
+0.0₃31 (+0.16%)
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$0.196170
+0.0₃12 (+0.06%)
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$0.196010
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010430
+0.0₄199 (+0.19%)
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$0.010660
+0.0₃249 (+2.40%)
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$0.010630
+0.0₃219 (+2.11%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest deficit rant sparked more confusion than panic, with markets treating it like a mildly interesting background noise. PayPal dipped 0.07% in the first minute, settling at a 0.21% drop after 10 minutes, while Tesla briefly flirted with a 0.12% gain before reverting to a 0.04% loss. ETH and DOGE followed their usual script: tiny spikes, tiny corrections, and zero conviction. GORK, the meme coin du jour, stole the show with a 2.40% surge, proving once again that irony is the only reliable asset class. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions—similar past posts triggered slightly sharper swings, but today’s moves barely registered above baseline noise. The market’s collective shrug suggests Elon’s deficit warnings are now filed under “boy who cried wolf” in the institutional playbook. Nothing says “healthy markets” like a crypto meme coin outperforming actual companies while Congress’s fiscal incontinence gets a yawn.

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