I'm disappointed that none of the crypto (or AI, or network state, or...) critics so far have used "beware of geeks bearing grifts" as a slogan. It's just.... right there for the taking!
📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $4,673.62
Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,661.40
-12.220 (-0.26%)
5 min
$4,675.80
+2.18 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,670.34
-3.280 (-0.07%)
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Vitalik.eth's disappointment in the lack of creative grift-shaming caused more confusion than panic in the markets. ETH dipped 0.26% in the first minute, then wobbled like a sleep-deprived dev: up 0.05% over five minutes, then down 0.07% after ten. The volatility was milder than a crypto influencer's apology—nowhere near the usual 1% swings for major news. Apparently, even Ethereum's founder can't will a meme into moving markets. The real grift was expecting a reaction at all.