Regular reminder that AI is fully capable of regularly taking the crazy crown away from crypto for weeks at a time
📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $3,003.51
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Vitalik's latest AI musings sent ETH on a brief but unremarkable rollercoaster ride. The initial 1-minute dip of 0.20% was quickly halved to 0.05% at 5 minutes, only to deepen to 0.48% by 10 minutes - proving once again that crypto markets react first and ask questions never. This volatility is notably tamer than last year's AI-themed post, which sparked a fleeting 0.18% rally before fading to a 0.32% loss. Apparently, traders now treat Vitalik's existential tech ponderings with the same enthusiasm as a lukewarm cup of decentralized coffee. Nothing says "healthy market" like algorithms briefly hyperventilating over a tweet that essentially reads "AI is weird too."