Teslas – Drive themselves anywhere FSD Supervised is available (not just on select highways) – Have the lowest running costs – Are engineered to be the safest cars on the road – Keep getting better over time with free over-the-air software updates

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $330.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$330.16
+0.050 (+0.02%)
5 min
$329.70
-0.410 (-0.12%)
10 min
$330.33
+0.215 (+0.07%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest post about FSD capabilities and safety elicited the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. The stock nudged up 0.02% in the first minute, dipped 0.12% by minute five, then recovered slightly to a 0.07% gain by minute ten. This muted reaction fits Tesla's recent pattern: posts about driving ease and safety features trigger minor volatility, while robotaxi dreams or charging convenience spark bigger swings. Today's move is a rounding error compared to the 1.26% spike from last week's "eternal city" AI post. Investors seem to treat Elon's safety claims like a seatbelt: something they acknowledge but rarely get excited about. The real mystery is why a company worth billions still tweets like it's trying to win a middle-school debate.

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