idk who needs to hear this but you almost never have to replace your Tesla’s high voltage battery And if there ever is an issue, it’s covered under warranty anyway, so not your problem

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $330.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$330.22
-0.545 (-0.16%)
5 min
$329.77
-0.995 (-0.30%)
10 min
$331.05
+0.285 (+0.09%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest battery warranty reassurance post triggered the market's usual "wait, is this good or bad?" twitch. The stock dipped immediately: down 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.30% in 5 minutes, then clawed back 0.09% by 10 minutes—classic Tesla whiplash in miniature. Volatility remains tame by historical standards: compare this to April's "we'll be fine" post, which saw a 0.35% drop over 10 minutes with marginally higher panic energy. Nothing says investor confidence like a casual warranty reminder that briefly convinces the market the company might be hiding something.

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