You don’t have to pay extra for safety features in a Tesla They come standard with each of our vehicles

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $331.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$331.44
-0.501 (-0.15%)
5 min
$331.16
-0.781 (-0.24%)
10 min
$330.37
-1.572 (-0.47%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest safety feature brag triggered the market's usual "sell first, ask questions later" reflex. The stock dipped 0.15% in the first minute, 0.24% after five, and 0.47% by the ten-minute mark: a slow-motion shrug compared to May's robotaxi announcement, which saw a 0.60% immediate drop. Volatility here is mild by Tesla standards—historical posts with similar safety-themed humblebrags averaged 0.04% to 0.23% swings, making this reaction lukewarm at best. Nothing says "investor confidence" like a stock that treats corporate messaging like a game of telephone with a ouija board.

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