Thank you for the warm welcome and honor, Prime Minister
@AbiyAhmedAli , @PMEthiopia . The @gatesfoundation has partnered with Ethiopia for over two decades—and our commitment to driving progress across the country is as strong as ever.
Tonight, we’re celebrating
@BillGates and the foundation he established, which has transformed countless lives around the world and in Ethiopia over the past 25 years.📈 Market Reaction:
Microsoft 🇺🇸
Before post: $461.70
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Bill Gates's diplomatic niceties triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a slightly overcooked earnings call. Microsoft dipped 0.03% in the first minute, clawed back half the loss by minute five, then slid 0.06% by minute ten: a rollercoaster for those who measure excitement in basis points. Volatility was tame compared to historical norms, where even a Gates sneeze could move markets by 0.5% in 2010. Now it takes a full-blown philanthropic speech to nudge the needle. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a polite exchange between billionaires and politicians—unless you count the real action: traders briefly glancing up from their coffee.