After a long night of talks mediated by the United States, I am pleased to announce that India and Pakistan have agreed to a FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE. Congratulations to both Countries on using Common Sense and Great Intelligence. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,447.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,413.05
-34.370 (-0.03%)
5 min
$103,466.49
+19.07 (+0.02%)
10 min
$103,539.69
+92.27 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,389.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,385.36
-3.860 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,389.00
-0.220 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,396.11
+6.89 (+0.29%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.83
+0.050 (+0.36%)
5 min
$13.89
+0.110 (+0.80%)
10 min
$13.92
+0.140 (+1.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at geopolitical peace, preferring chaos or perhaps just distracted by lunch. BTC: dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then clawed back 0.02% and 0.09% over 5 and 10 minutes, proving crypto traders care more about Elon’s latest meme than nuclear de-escalation. ETH: mirrored the apathy with a 0.16% drop, then flatlined before a modest 0.29% rise, as if remembering it should react to something. TRUMP: the only winner here, up 0.36%, 0.80%, and 1.02%—because nothing rallies a meme stock like a vague diplomatic flex. Volatility was milder than a decaf latte compared to historical norms: the Russia-Ukraine post sparked 0.5% BTC swings, while Africa "big news" left markets shrugging harder than a teenager asked to do chores. The irony: a ceasefire announcement moves markets less than a typo in a Trump tweet about tariffs. Priorities, people.

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