
After a long night of talks mediated by the United States, I am pleased to announce that India and Pakistan have agreed to a FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE. Congratulations to both Countries on using Common Sense and Great Intelligence. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
📈 Market Reaction:
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TRUMP
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawn at geopolitical peace, preferring chaos or perhaps just distracted by lunch. BTC: dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then clawed back 0.02% and 0.09% over 5 and 10 minutes, proving crypto traders care more about Elon’s latest meme than nuclear de-escalation. ETH: mirrored the apathy with a 0.16% drop, then flatlined before a modest 0.29% rise, as if remembering it should react to something. TRUMP: the only winner here, up 0.36%, 0.80%, and 1.02%—because nothing rallies a meme stock like a vague diplomatic flex. Volatility was milder than a decaf latte compared to historical norms: the Russia-Ukraine post sparked 0.5% BTC swings, while Africa "big news" left markets shrugging harder than a teenager asked to do chores. The irony: a ceasefire announcement moves markets less than a typo in a Trump tweet about tariffs. Priorities, people.